Wanna Bite?

I tend to get slightly obsessed with inane things from time to time.
(Pull that jaw up, Marcy. I know you aren't that shocked.)
Last week it was Nicole Ritchie's weight loss. This week it's Lindsay Lohan's.

Here she is before. Look at what a sexy doll she is:


I'm embarrassed that I even know about these sort of things.
The fact that I worry about these things is beyond me,
however.....I do.

Look at Lindsay now:


I just don't get it.
I mean, WTF?

I hope it is drugs because I could understand that.....
but if these girls think this is attractive...

Oh, man.
Waaaaaay off base.

So sadly mistaken.

I joke occasionally about my extra 15 lbs, but I would much rather be a little chunky, curvy, healthy and squeezable, than look like a bag of bones.

Just wanted to broadcast that and now I think I'll have a big fat scoop of Chubby Hubby just to emphasize my point.